Life Lessons, Learned Truths and Unforgettable ways

1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool, The stairs is not one of them
2. Never cancel dinner plans by a text message
3. Don't knock it til you try it
4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
5. Always use "we" when referring to your home team or your gouvernment
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it
7. DON'T underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE
8. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
9. Don't dumb it down
10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut
11. If you're staying more then one night, unpack
12. Never park in front of a bar
13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly
14. Keep a picture of your first pet, first car, and first girl/boyfriend
15. Hold your heros to high standards
16. A suntan is earned, not bought
17. Never lie to your doctor
18. All guns are loaded
19. Don't mention sunburns, Believe me they know
20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if its only once.
21. Take a vacation from your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year.
22. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good it is
23. A handshake beats an autograph
24. Don't linger in the doorway. In or Out
25.If you chose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short
26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature
27. Never get your haircut the day of a special event.
28. Be mindful of whatever comes between you and the earth. Always buy good shoes, tires and sheets
29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.
30. When your with new friends, don't just talk about new friends
31. Eat lunch with the new kids
32. When travelling, keep your wits about you
33. It's never too late for an apology
34. Don't pose with booze
35. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT
36. You don't get to chose your own nickname
37. When you marry someone, remember you marry the whole family
38. Never push someone off a dock
39. Under no circumstance should you ask a woman if she's pregnant
40. It's not enough to be proud of your ancestry, live up to it.
41. Don't make a scene.
42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is the best
43. Know when to ignore the camera
44. Never gloat
45. Invest in good luggage
46. Make time for your mom on your birthday, remember its her special day too
47. When opening presents, nobody likes a good guesser.
48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp
49. Give credit. Take blame
50. Suck it up every now and then
51. Never be the last one in the pool
52. Don't stare
53. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally
54. Stand up to bullies, you only have to do it once
55. If you've made your point, stop talking
56. Admit it when your wrong
57. If you offer to help don't quit until the job is done.
58. Look people in the eye when you thank them
59. Thank the bus driver
60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table
61. Forgive yourself for your mistakes
62. Know atleast one good joke
63. Don't boo. Even the ref is somebody's son
64. Know how to cook one good meal
65. Learn to drive a stick shift
66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime
67. It's okay to go to the movies all alone
68. Dance with your mother/father
69. Don't lose your cool. Especially at work
70. Always thank the host
71. If you don't understand, ask before it's too late
72. Know the size of your boyfriends/girlfriends cloths
73. There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt
74. Be a good listener. Don't just take your time to talk
75. Keep your word
76. In college, always sit in front. You'll stand out immediately. Come grade time it might come in handy
77. Carry your mothers bags, she carried you for 9 months
78. Be patient with airport security, they are just doing there job
79. Don't be the talker in a movie.
80. The opposite sex likes people who shower
81. You are what you do. Not what you say
82. Learn to change a tire
83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them
84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it
85. Don't litter
86. If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important
87. You won't always be the strongest or fastest. But you can be the toughest
88. Never call someone before 9 am or after 9 pm
89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly
90. Make the little things count
91. Always wear a bra at work
92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it.
93. Your never too old to need your mom
94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date commit to keeping them on, and keeping your trap shut about how much they kill your feet
95. Know the words to your national anthem
96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone
97. Smile at strangers
98. Make Goals.
99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime
100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard.

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